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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 
 
  前台小姐:“Hello.” 
 
  老外:“Hi.” 
 
  前台小姐:“You have what thing?” 
 
  老外:“Can you speak english?” 
 
  前台小姐:“If Inot speak english,I am speaking what?” 
 
  老外:“Can anybody else speakenglish?” 
 
  前台小姐:“You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!” 
 
  老外:“Good heavens.Anybody here can speak English?” 
 
  前台小姐:“Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?” 
 
  老外:“I want to speak to your head.” 
 
  前台小姐:“Head not zai.You tomorrow come!” |   
 
 
 
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