前台小姐的8级英语 （超强）

CICI

来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?"　　
       外国人："Hi."
　　前台小姐："You have what thing?"
　　外国人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"
       前台小姐："If I not speak English， I am speaking what?"
　　外国人："Can anybody else speak English? "
　　前台小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go."
　　外国人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"
　　前台小姐："Shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing."
　　老外："I want to speak to your head."
　　前台小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."



[ 本帖最后由 CICI 于 2007-8-26 22:48 编辑 ]

yuki

好难受I tomorrow look.

CICI

在一个小孩的英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼：

爸死（bus )

爷死（yes )

哥死（girls）

妹死（Mis?)

rayfromsea

原帖由 yuki 于 2007-8-26 10:52 PM 发表
好难受I tomorrow look.

You can't wait, You may tomorrow come.

快乐1314

help you up up

rayfromsea

Another famous word: You jump, I jump

CICI

Another famous word  2 : Give you a color see see

快乐1314

翻翻  watch sister heart flower angry open