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发表于 2008-10-8 22:38:41 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
TEST FOR DEMENTIA


癡呆測試



Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.  You have to answer them instantly.  

You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.  Let's find out just how clever you really are.   

下列有4 個問題及一個加分題,你必須立刻回答,不能花時間慢慢想,讓我們看看你有多聰明。









Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

準備好,向下捲!  






First Question:
第一題 :
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.  What position are you in?


你參加賽跑,追過第2
名,你是第幾名?










Answer:  Ifyou answered that you are first, then you are wrong!  If you overtakethe second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
解答:
如果你的回答是第
1名,你就錯了!你如果追過第
2名,你只是取代那人的位置,你是第
2名。





To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.   回答第2題,你不能使用與回答第
1題相同的時間。



Second Question
第二題
:

If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑,你追過最後一名,你是第幾名?












Answer: Ifyou answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain.  Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!  You're nothaving a good time at this! Are you?   
解答:如果你的回答是倒數第
2名,你又錯了!告訴我,你怎能追過最後一名?顯然你並未樂在其中!






Very tricky maths!  Note: This must be done in your head only.  Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.  Try it.


很詭異的算術!這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機,試試看。


Third Question: 第三題
Take 1000 and add40 to it.  Now add another 1000.  Now add 30.  Add another 1000.  Nowadd 20.  Now add another 1000.  now add 10.  

What is the total?


1000
加上
40,再加
1000 ,再加 30,再加 1000
,現在加上20 ,再加一次 1000
,現在加上10 ,總數是什麼?












Answer: Did you get 5000?  The correct answer is actually 4100.  Don't believe it?  Check with your calculator!
解答:得到
5000是嗎?正確答案是 4100,不要相信,用計算機查證吧!



Today is definitely not your day.  Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜,或許最後一題你會答對?
Fourth Question:第四題


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.  What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary的父親有 5個女兒,第
1個女兒 Nana
2 個女兒 Nene
3 個女兒 Nini
4個女兒 Nono ,第
5個女兒的名字是什麼?











Answer: Nunu?  NO!  Of course not.  Her name is Mary.  Read the question again!



解答: 答案是
Nunu 嗎?不!絕對不是,她的名字是
Mary
,請再讀一次問題!





Okay, now the bonus round.  You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!


好,現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你!

Bonus Question 加分題
:
There is a muteperson who wants to buy a toothbrush.  By imitating the action ofbrushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to theshopkeeper and the purchase is done.  Now if there is a blind man whowishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一個啞巴想買牙刷,他模仿刷牙的動作,成功的向店主表達,也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡,他要如何表達?









Answer:   He just has to open his mouth and ask.  He's blind, not mute - so simple.


解答: 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子,不是啞巴。就這麼簡單!




KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE


把這個傳下去,以便打擊那些你生活中遇到的「聰明人」
发表于 2008-10-9 01:34:55 | 显示全部楼层
Answer: Did you get 5000?  The correct answer is actually 4100.  Don't believe it?  Check with your calculator!
解答:得到
5000是嗎?正確答案是 4100,不要相信,用計算機查證吧!

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哇靠,这道数学题居然被我作对了-------高考时数学不及格
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发表于 2008-10-9 06:30:23 | 显示全部楼层
天啊,我全错!
看来我一直不是聪明人
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发表于 2008-10-9 12:24:10 | 显示全部楼层
自卑去了
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发表于 2008-10-9 15:36:11 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿。。。好玩。。
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